hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via restlessinfatuation)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via restlessinfatuation)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via anally-impaired)

crystallized-teardrops:

getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u

(via kaputtvomleben)

"What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?"

(via exsangua)

(Source: torch-ured, via almostt-insane)